Live Happy Infinitely

The Smoking Gun getting ready for Memorial Weekend. #bbq #smoker #grill #austin #texas

This song can’t play without the kids coming in the kitchen to dance with me :) I keep it on heavy rotation for that reason

MARCH 31st!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG :) #justhappy

jesuschristsiliconvalley:

Warning: this post contains graphic imagery of pricks, cunts and assholes.

I have a new favorite douchebag profile pic: Enthralling My Fucking Audience. This one is phenomenal; you’ve probably seen it somewhere amongst your fucking friends. It’s where a Very Important Dbag (VIDb) is captivating above-mentioned audience solely through the power of his personal presence.

Jesus Christ, the fucking hubris. The fucking insane, idiotic hubris.

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I’d like to know the curator of the fab #art in Moontower Saloon’s ladies room - Amazeballs #instacollage (at Moontower Saloon)

The winds made SUPing really challenging today. My arms and shoulders are sore! (at Waller Creek Boathouse)

We found this adorable guy hiking. (at Walnut Creek Metropolitan Park)

Even with the clouds…one of my favorite views in #Austin

wellthatsadorable:

We’ve found the apex of the internet, everybody. Shut it down.

(Thanks for the gif, Brett Morris!)

“wanna play this game w/me but you got way too much lag wish you had my gamer tag”